Find A Woman

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women.

What do we learn from this?

Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

Ha Ha Ha

Newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

Ha Ha Ha

Entrance Test

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.

A man asked “Why are you standing at the door?”

Santa: “Idiot, I am giving entrance test.”

Ha Ha Ha

Santa & Banta Jinx

SANTA your son is Dead.

After hearing this, Santa jumps from 50th floor.

When he reached 35th Floor, he thinks "I don't have son".

20th Floor: Well, I'm not married &

3rd Floor: Shit! I'm BANTA.

Ha Ha Ha

Light Bulb

Santa was preparing for birthday celebrations On his 60th Birthday.

Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?

Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.

Santa: Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

Ha Ha Ha

Stock Markets

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

O God! I have lost my hand , oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man in the stock markets. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Ha Ha Ha

The Perfect Son!!!

Santa: I have the perfect son.

Banta: Does he smoke?

Santa: No, he doesn't.

Banta: Does he drink whiskey?

Santa: No, he doesn't.

Banta: Does he ever come home late?

Santa: No, he doesn't.

Banta: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

Santa: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Ha Ha Ha