The Fairie was pleased with them and offered them a chance to make one wish each.
The first one says, all my life I wanted to be white so please make me white. And in a flash, he becomes fair.
The second Black said, "Me too. Again in a flash, he too becomes fair.
The third African was giggling, chuckling and laughing his head off. The Fairie said,"tell me your wish" The third one says, "turn these two idiots Black again.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers: "We found a five hundred rupee note and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
Teacher: "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the five hundred rupee to the teacher.
Teacher:!!!!!
To keep up with his new status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates.
One fine morning, Santa found his peon peeping through the door to see if his boss was busy.
Santa noticed him and shouted,"Why are you outstanding! Please income".
Peon:!!!!!
Santa: "What you guys are doing?" asked Santa.
1st Marathon Runner: "Running a marathon".
2nd Marathon Runner: "The winner will get the prize" replied the 2nd marathon runner.
Santa: "Only the winner will get prize! Then why the hell others are participating!!" Exclaimed Santa!!!
Runners:!!!!!
The richest man in the world takes one parachute, because he says that his lawyers will sue everyone else on the plane if he doesn't survive.
The smartest man in the world takes a parachute, because he thinks that the world would be a worse place without him.
The pilot says to the punk teenager "There's only one parachute left, I'll fight you for it." "That won't be necessary," said the punk, "The smartest man in the world took my backpack."
Pilot:!!!!!
During the course of discussion, in a boasting tone, Roger Federer told Rajnikant:
Federer: "I m the Greatest and I know everything about Tennis."
Rajnikant: Sooper! In that case, I will ask you one simple question aa...
Federer: Go ahead...
Rajnikant: "How many holes are there in the NET...?"
Roger Fainted..!!!
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000"?
The Indian replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return".
Loan Officer:?????
