Ant & Elephant

One day an ant and an elephant were walking along in a forest. However, the ant was desperately searching for something. Sensing the restlessness of the ant, elephant inquired his friend as to what the ant was searching for? The conversation went on the following lines...

Elephant:My dear friend Ant what are you searching for?

Ant: Dear elephant, I wonder whether you can find it for me?

Elephant:OK, my dear friend, please tell me and I will try to search it for your sake.

Ant: Well, my dear friend, I lost my shoe. Can you find it for me?....................

Elephant:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teething Problems

An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.

:"It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything." A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite.

"I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal," he insists. "She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."

Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, "Why aren't you eating?" The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"

Cheeky Writer!!!

At a social gathering of ladies, the talks turned to writers.

"Who is your favorite author?,"one lady asked another.

"My husband."

"He is a Writer."

"He writes."

Another Lady:"Does he write?"

Lady: "Yes. He does"

Another Lady: "What does he write?"

Lady: "He writes what pleases me most."

Another Lady: "You are speaking in circles. What pleases you most?"

Lady: "What my husband writes."

Another Lady: "For Heavens sake, please tell me,what does he write?"

Lady: "Of course cheques for the amounts I need.'

Another Lady: !!!!

Mathematics Of Anger

A Mother was trying to teach her son mathematics subtraction by distribution method.

Mother : Son,I have 20 mangoes with me.

I give 10 mangoes to your friend Ramesh, 5 to Sushmitha and another 5 to Dinesh.

Now son, tell me what will come to you?

Son : Mom if you give away all the mangoes to my friends, then only ANGER will come to me, what else?

Ha..ha..ha..

James Bond & Telugu Guy

Once, James Bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy in a flight. Both were traveling to US and the Telugu guy entered into a conversation with James Bond to break the monotony.

Telugu Guy: Hello May I know your name please?

James Bond: I am Bond... James Bond....... and how about you?

Telugu Guy: I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai ... Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Bulusupalli Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...

James Bond: Faints!!!!

Password Unlocked!!!

Once Sardarji entered a cybercafe to check his mails.

The cafe was crowded so he had to wait for his turn. As he waited, he saw a man checking his mails.

He stood behind him and watched. The man typed his password and was waiting when sardarji cried out "Yes, Yes. I know your password. I can read your mails now.

Surprised, the man asked "OK, tell me what is my password?".

Sardarji replied, " Five Stars."

Mobile Exercises!

Santa was discussing his health condition with the doctor.

Doctor : If you want to maintain yourself, do daily exercise and you will be in shape.

Santa : Yes, doctor I am playing football,cricket,tennis daily.

Doctor : Where do you play?

Santa : I am playing all these games in my mobile phone.

Doctor: !!!!

A Prize To Remember

Son : Mummy, today I participated in a running race and won the second prize.

Mother : Really! That's very nice to hear son. Should I prepare some sweet?

Son : Ok Mummy. Please make it fast.

After a few minutes, the boy's father came and ate the sweet and asked his wife whether there was anything special today?

Wife : Yes dear, today our son had won the second prize in the running race.

Dad : Oh, happy to hear that. By the way, how many boys did participate in the race Son?

Son : only 2 Dad.

Mom and Dad : !!!!!!!!!!

Drying Logic

Santa and Banta were in a mental hospital. One day both of them were walking past a swimming pool, Santa suddenly jumped into the waters.

He sunk to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Banta promptly jumped in to the waters to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled Santa out.

When the medical director became aware of Banta's heroic act, he immediately ordered Banta to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.

When the doctor went to tell Banta the good news, he said,' Banta, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses.

The bad news is Santa, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead.

Banta replied, 'He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.

Doctor:!!!!!

Height of Laziness...

Discussion between Dad and Son.

Dad: Son, why didn't you go to the exam?

Son: Dad, the exam paper was tough...!

Dad: Son,without going to the exam, how did you know that the paper is tough?

Son:Dad, the exam paper was leaked 2 days ago...

Dad:!!!!!