After hearing this, Santa jumps from 50th floor.
When he reached 35th Floor, he thinks "I don't have son".
20th Floor: Well, I'm not married &
3rd Floor: Shit! I'm BANTA.
Ha Ha Ha
Tuesday, 19 March 2013
Friday, 15 March 2013
Light Bulb
Santa was preparing for birthday celebrations On his 60th Birthday.
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
Santa: Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.
Ha Ha Ha
Stock Markets
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man in the stock markets. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Ha Ha Ha
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