River Bank

Wife called her husband over phone and started a discussion.

Wife: Honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: Dear, please I need 5000 rupees to activate my Blackberry, 7000 to do my hair and 15,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: Sorry dear, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

I can get some really nice fish to cook?

Wife: !!!!

Ha Ha Ha